Retief in the Ruins by Keith Laumer (Paperback, SciFi, Fantasy) 1986

Retief in the Ruins by Keith Laumer (Paperback, SciFi, Fantasy) 1986


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1986 Baen Science Fiction Books Vintage Paperback edition of Retief’s War by Keith Laumer 224 pages The Galaxy’s only two-fisted diplomat returns in Retief’s War. How do You Spell Retief?? Answer: Conquering Hero. From the back cover: If your planet is being exploited by Chitinous, Tentacled Monsters who think they own the universe.. Who Ya Gonna Call? Groaci Busters! When Quoppina – a rather backward, but peaceful and free planet – is suddenly converted into a dictatorship run for the benefit of a single tribe, the CORPS TERRESTRIENNE DIPLOMATIQUE finds it regrettable. But of course the main job now is to strike a Modus Vivendi with Quappina’s new rulers even though they are subsidized by Earth’s main galactic competitor, the Groaci.. Like Hell It Is! Not while Retief is there to organize the tribes and start a counter-revolution! No, sir! It’s time for Retief’s War.

Vintage paperback book in readable/condition. All pages are intact. Spine tight but shows creases. No writing except store stamp and letter on bottom of closed pages. Covers show wear. Back inside cover has a blank "this book belongs to" sticker. Back outside cover shows a coffee stain over bar code. Listed for its rarity. See the photos for the actual book. Free delivery confirmation, track the delivery online. Any questions, please feel free to contact us. (vpb.scifi)

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